Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Caps Locked and Loaded




I HAVE EMAILED EVERYONE I KNOW THIS GIF AND NOW I HAVE SEEN THE GIF ALMOST A HUNDRED TIMES, I FOUND JOOP IN MY POCKET, I AM GOING TO GO DO PUSHUPS AND DRINK A LENTIL PROTEIN SHAKE AND WRITE A NOVEL. I AM SO SIKED. THE GLORY AGAIN. THE POWER AGAIN.

HOLY SHIT, WHAT BETTER GIFT CAN A MAN GIVE THAN ANOTHER MAN FRONT FLIPPING ONTO HIS FUCKING SKATEBOARD, I MEAN CHRIST, I MEAN GOD, I MEAN CHRIST, LOOK AT HIS HAIR, HIS ORANGE T SHIRT. HIS COOLJEANS. TIME TO GO INTRODUCE SOME BOLD INTO THIS PARAGRAPH. ARE THOSE VANS? YES SIR, TOLD YOU I WOULD AND I DID

2008 ENDS ON A HIGH

THIS IS THE LOGOS, THIS IS THE LIVING WORD, THIS THE ADRENAL GLAND SUCKED DRY AND CHEWED TO A LEATHERED SKIN. I LOOK AT THIS AND SEE GOD. I WANT TO GO SWIMMING RIGHT NOW, I WANT TO GO JUMP IN A SWIMMING POOL.

THIS IS THE EQUIVALENT TO SEEING YOUR FAVOURITE BAND REUNITE, DRINKING YOUR FAVOURITE ENERGY DRINK, EATING AN APPLEALL WHILE WEARING SOME COOLJEANS

WHAT IS THE SOUNDTRACK TO THIS... I FEEL LIKE OFF FRAME THE JACKSON FIVE ARE GOING CRAZY. AMAZING. HIS TSHIRT IS THE COLOUR OF SUMMER

THESE POSITIVE VIBES I AM SENDING OUT ARE ACTUALLY MAKING ME A LITTLE TIRED.

EVERYTIME I GET UPSET I LOOK AT THIS

I AM LOOKING AT THIS NOW, I AM THINKING OF SUMMER, I AM THINKING OF FRONT FLIPS, I AM THINKING OF COOLJEANS, I AM THINKING OF SUMMER... GOD, I WANT A LITRE AND A HALF OF ICECOFFEE SLOSHING AROUND IN MY BELLY, TO RUN AROUND THE PARK AND DO PUSHUPS, I AM SO FUCKING SIKED. FUCK ME. LOOK AT HIS COOL JEANS. ORANGE T SHIRT. SUMMER. ORANGE T SHIRT.

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