Sunday, January 18, 2009

I Review Nivea (New!) Smooth Indulgence Hand Cream !!


Nivea for Men is one of the leaders in the male skin care market, and this new line will further cement this position. Or so says carefair.com More of the PR masturbatory copy that seems so routine now. Apt. When masturbation stops becoming routine it's just plain weird. I don't want to know how you are spicing up your masturbation. Bra adverts in the Target mail fliers not good enough? Gotta move up to obscure subscription only porn linked from backwater fetish forums online? The type of magazine that comes mailed in a clear wrap (no brown paper bag required for this one) because the porn is too obscure to be readily identified. Ah, it's some sort of instructional magazine for future yoga classes, sir? Enjoy that. Taking a trip to Japan as well are well? Good for you. Be good to get out in the air. You are very pale, sir. You should get some more sun. Tell you what, make me a deal: more sun for you? Shake on it? Wow. Your hands, so soft. So. Wow. For someone who sits inside all day... You must use some amazing hand cream. Who did you borrow that off. You will have to tell me. You will have to tell me who I will have to get that off.

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