Friday, March 6, 2009

Returning From Leave

Returning From Leave.

Cons: Month-old emails, full voicemail, the orange in your drawer you thought you tossed, reading minutes of meetings you didn't attend, trying to find who borrowed your cup, adjusting your chair back to how you like it, explaining how your holiday was in one sentence, coming up-to-speed (sic) with new departmental policy

Pros: Jerking off in the toilet cubicle (again)

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