It's My Senior Year and All I Can Think About Is My Career

Job 1

3 month non ongoing position seeking highly experienced staff

We are seeking enthusiastic candidates who enjoy the payroll world

I can think of more enthusiastic euthanasia candidates. Although, there is little difference between the two. Both are stymied by a Brazilesque/Panopticon/Kafka nightmare in their search for Release.

Job 2

[...] encourages Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people, women, people with disabilities and people form (sic) culturally diverse backgrounds [...]

You think Ctrl+V would be easier than Shift+F7 but it looks like whatever office lackey wrote up this job application omitted to do either. Evidence also that HR likes to quality assure their shit... size, weight, smell, texture, buoyancy.

Job 3

Applicants should demonstrate a commitment to the core values of the AFP.

I think this is management-ese for tasering 16 year olds... Or wearing black utility belts... or something.

All these applications are going to recieve an A4 profile shot with my Skillz - txting, downloading free porn pass .torrents, sleeping off a hangover - written across the page in silver pen. Save yourself the trouble of knocking off at 5 and knock yourself off altogether. Slavery is freedom.