Dead is Dead is Dead

SOUL OF PANTHER IS DEAD
LONG LIVE KNX HAIR KING
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No more payroll

Amazing Conversations I Thought I Would Have With My Grandma But Have Instead Had With My Co-workers 2

DON'T TURN IT OFF OTHERWISE HOW WILL I MAKE CALLS? (as I hand them their mobile phone)

Amazing Conversations I Thought I Would Have With My Grandma But Have Instead Had With My Co-workers 1

MY COMPUTER FROZE AND NOW I CAN'T LOGIN (frantically double clicks screendump of login screen that has been emailed to them)

Timesheet Audit 3

9:10 close enough to 8:30. clock in
9:20 breakfast at desk
9:35 turn on computer
13:30 report computer fault
13:35 lunch
14:10 lunch
14:40 lunch
15:00 lunch
15:10 hometime!

Failure

Failure

I Wish I Was Accounts Receivable 2

[some time later]

Accounts Recieved I am going to send you some paperwork back
Office Are they not the originals
Accounts Receivable Do you even know what you are doing?
Office (...)
Accounts Receivable Because I don't think you do.
Office Just send me the paperwork
Accounts Recievable Don't forget original proformas!
Office I
Accounts Receiveable OkHaveANiceWeekendGoodBye

I Wish I Was Accounts Receivable

Office Why is this papework returned
Accounts payable You need to send the original proforma
Office It was
Accounts payable No it wasn't. It has been returned
Office I am looking at it. It is not a copy
Accounts payable Yes it is
Office No it is not
Accounts payable My boss says it looks like a copy
Office Well it's not
Accounts payable Well send it back
Office Why couldn't you have rung to sort this out?
Accounts payable What's one day?
Office Two days post up two days post down two day weekend deadline missed three week delay
Accounts payable Send me the original proforma